45 things a girl wants bUt wont ask..

[weblord]

found this posted on friendster.com bulletin board


1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.


Are you remembering this?


6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends
together.


KEEP READING


11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more,
deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her
more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her
friends. it makes her feel loved.


Are you thinking of someone?


16. Always hug her and say I love you
whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the
waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about
her.


One last thing you need to do to show
her you actually do mean it.


21. Open doors for her, walk her to
her car- it makes her feel protected,
plus it never hurts to act like a
gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything -
only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is
something wrong, ask her- if she
denies something being wrong, it means
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so
just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls
you know!!!!*


WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE
AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US


26-don't lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt message or call her in the
morning and tell her have a good day
at work {or school}, and how much you
MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she
needs you, & even when she doesn't
need you, just be there so she'll know
that she can ALWAYS count on you.*


ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER
BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT


31. Hold her close when she's cold so
she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close
and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will
give her the hint that you want to
kiss her).*
34. While in the movies, put your arm
around her and then she will
automaticall y put her head on your
shoulder, then lean in and tilt her
chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even
jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes upset, comfort her.


REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for
her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't try to
annoy her too!.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell
her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put
her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your
heart, Link your fingers together
while you whisper to her as she rests
her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other
grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your
arms as long as possible*


MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED


41. Call or text her at night to wish
her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and
wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you
love her.*
45.sit on top of her and tell her how
much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on
her.

 

[Keral_Patel]

If I start doing all this then when would I get time to earn some money

To some extent it is good. But you know girls can get greedy :D

 

[weblord]

well all im doing to my wife, others still need improvement
happy wife, happy life

If I start doing all this then when would I get time to earn some money

To some extent it is good. But you know girls can get greedy :D

 

[shockie]

45 should probably come with a caveat :lol:

 

[melsdutchworld]

ha - very funny

 

[VirtualT]

what a load of crap

 

[theSun]

I know all that already.

 

[johname]

can i just do the first one?

 

[weblord]

no one's romantic here :lol:

 

[briman1970]

I read it all because I thought there would be a joke at the end.

I'll be right back... I'm feeling a little nauseous.

 

[Michelle]

45.sit on top of her and tell her how
much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on
her.


:yell:

 

[weblord]

kinda acrobatic, don't you think?

45.sit on top of her and tell her how
much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on
her.


:yell:

 

[htmlindex]

You fogot to mention the stuff a girl wants but wont ask when she's in bed

 

[weblord]

yeah that's restricted info, beyond the scope of this forum

You fogot to mention the stuff a girl wants but wont ask when she's in bed

 

[James]

If I start doing all this then when would I get time to earn some money

When shes sleeping :lol:

 

[labrocca]

45.sit on top of her and tell her how
much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on
her.

I thought that was number 69. Got my numbers mixed up I guess.

 

[weblord]

no provoking. :bingo:

I thought that was number 69. Got my numbers mixed up I guess.

 

[Keral_Patel]

When shes sleeping :lol:

Well some points are really asking for too much time though.

Like:

- Touch her waist. [Time wasted.]
- Actually talk to her. [Time wasted.]
- Share secrets with her. [Time wasted. Plus have to invent lies. Lying is bad.]
- Hug her. [Time wasted.]
- Hold her. [More Time wasted.]
- Laugh with her. [People will think I have gone insane]
- Hangout with her and your friends together. [Boring.]
- Smile with her. [Sometimes my face and lips get tired of doing fake smiles.]
- Take pictures with her. [Time wasted. Money wasted.]
- Pull her onto your lap. [Time wasted. Plus where will the keyboard go?]
- When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. [Wrong! Arguments are bad.]
- When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. [Time wasted. Show off]
- Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. [Again and again? Am I not sure?]
- Kiss her unexpectedly. [ When will a man earn or go to job If he keeps hiding in closets to kiss her unexpectedly ]
- Hug her from behind around the waist. [I thought this was already done.]
- Tell her she's beautiful. [If she is beautiful then she is. There is no need to tell it again and again.]
- Tell her the way you feel about her. [Practically do the stuff and show her how much you care rather then telling her what you can do for her.]
- Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it. [Things like should not be said it needs to be implemented if you mean it.]
- If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her [No ask her again and get to the bottom of the problem, solve it, make her comfortable]
- Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!* [Show off]
- Take her ANYWHERE she wants [And spoil her]
- Txt message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day
at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her. [Time waste, insecure]
- While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will
automaticall y put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her
chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. [Way too old]
- When people DISS her, stand up for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't try to
annoy her too!. [Kick the hell out of those people]
- Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.* [Man how many times]
- Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you. [Another 3 or 4 hours of boredom]
- When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible* [Again?]
- Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS [Again?]
- COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. [Solve the problem which made her cry]
- Take her for LONG walks at night. [Save petrol?]
- ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her. [Oh no not again]
- Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her. [No comments]

 

[James]

Oh my. my ribs hurt so much from laughing Nick.

:lol:

 

[italiandragon]

I thought that was number 69. Got my numbers mixed up I guess.

:o coming from someone who banned me for a month on DNF to have wrote the word P@ssy in a joke is a bit unexpected

Well some points are really asking for too much time though.

Like:

- Touch her waist. [Time wasted.]
- Actually talk to her. [Time wasted.]
- Share secrets with her. [Time wasted. Plus have to invent lies. Lying is bad.]
- Hug her. [Time wasted.]
- Hold her. [More Time wasted.]
- Laugh with her. [People will think I have gone insane]
- Hangout with her and your friends together. [Boring.]
- Smile with her. [Sometimes my face and lips get tired of doing fake smiles.]
- Take pictures with her. [Time wasted. Money wasted.]
- Pull her onto your lap. [Time wasted. Plus where will the keyboard go?]
- When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. [Wrong! Arguments are bad.]
- When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. [Time wasted. Show off]
- Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. [Again and again? Am I not sure?]
- Kiss her unexpectedly. [ When will a man earn or go to job If he keeps hiding in closets to kiss her unexpectedly ]
- Hug her from behind around the waist. [I thought this was already done.]
- Tell her she's beautiful. [If she is beautiful then she is. There is no need to tell it again and again.]
- Tell her the way you feel about her. [Practically do the stuff and show her how much you care rather then telling her what you can do for her.]
- Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it. [Things like should not be said it needs to be implemented if you mean it.]
- If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her [No ask her again and get to the bottom of the problem, solve it, make her comfortable]
- Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!* [Show off]
- Take her ANYWHERE she wants [And spoil her]
- Txt message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day
at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her. [Time waste, insecure]
- While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will
automaticall y put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her
chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. [Way too old]
- When people DISS her, stand up for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't try to
annoy her too!. [Kick the hell out of those people]
- Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.* [Man how many times]
- Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you. [Another 3 or 4 hours of boredom]
- When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible* [Again?]
- Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS [Again?]
- COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. [Solve the problem which made her cry]
- Take her for LONG walks at night. [Save petrol?]
- ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her. [Oh no not again]
- Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her. [No comments]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!! PRINTED!!!! :sold: