I was just diagnosed with...

[texasgamer]

Nameprosis
An addictive chronic, disorder characterized by the repeated visitation to the website www.namepros.com
Users report intense, pleasurable feelings and also a physical and psychological dependency.
Afflicted persons, develope characteristic physical withdrawal symptoms, similiar to narcotics, when the behavior is suddenly discontinued.

 

[JasMate]

The meds don't help also, trust me I tried them :hearts:
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[Datalife]

Have you tried to just go cold turkey? Beware the withdrawal symptoms.. :hehe:

 

[Hitch]

Oh, tell me about it... *Sips tea

I'm pritty much online all the time i'm awake, except from getting food and going to the toilet.

 

[Jeff]

:hi:

My name is Jeff, and I am a Namepros Addict™ ...

:notme:

 

[Chris]

Nameprosis
An addictive chronic, disorder characterized by the repeated visitation to the website www.namepros.com
Users report intense, pleasurable feelings and also a physical and psychological dependency.
Afflicted persons, develope characteristic physical withdrawal symptoms, similiar to narcotics, when the behavior is suddenly discontinued.

I'm sure most NP'rs have been diagnosed with nameprosis (myself included). :D

Love the post, very clever and funny. :tu:

 

[Matthew.]

Just contracted the darn thing

Beware people, it's contagious. :tu:

 

[networkmsia]

okay I am selling a Anti Nameprosis Mask , It has been developed by a team of 30 Doctors and 50 Scientist.

It is proven to prevent you from catching nameprosis. Also by wearing the mask, you will lose weight, and you are guaranteed perfect health for the next 30 days.

Now , you can own the special mask for 1NP !!!

Only 5 mask available, get yours now.

 

[dnb8]

okay I am selling a Anti Nameprosis Mask , It has been developed by a team of 30 Doctors and 50 Scientist.

It is proven to prevent you from catching nameprosis. Also by wearing the mask, you will lose weight, and you are guaranteed perfect health for the next 30 days.

Now , you can own the special mask for 1NP !!!

Only 5 mask available, get yours now.

Developed by a team of 30 Doctors and 50 Scientist and you are selling this so cheap? I don't believe that this works...

 

[networkmsia]

Developed by a team of 30 Doctors and 50 Scientist and you are selling this so cheap? I don't believe that this works...

Well my doctors and scientist come from a country called "Mumuwakaka"

In their country "Mumuwakaka", 1NP is = 1,000,000,000 USD !!!

so actually its pretty expensive :imho:

:hehe:

 

[ChrisChris]

I'm sure most NP'rs have been diagnosed with nameprosis (myself included). :D

Love the post, very clever and funny. :tu:

Yep same here, cept you freaked me out when I saw the title :hehe:

 

[Michelle]

you freaked me out when I saw the title :hehe:

Me too

Ive been living with this **illness** for a while now .. side affects are basement beatings, no sleep, housework never done and your diet consists of pizza and kfc..

Only cure... if I dare say it ... is ................. work

Who needs cures :hearts:

 

[yeppers]

!

My god!... Is it contagious!?

texasgamer needs to be separated from us at once!

 

[liam_d]

Anyone else really need the toilet but can't be bothered to get up?
I think i have it too haha!

 

[deleted984054565403]

I was going to post that nameprosis.com is available for registration when I realized I'd be admitting I have it if I were to post it.

So I won't.

 

[Halobitt]

All you guys are obviously gonna have to pay a visit to the:

www. Namepros.md

:D

 

[texasgamer]

namepros.md must be a quack _\|/_ they gave me some nameprosaic
samples....

 

[RJ]

:lol: Just saw this.

 

[James]

doesn't sound like a really rare disease if you have stats like
Registered Members: 53,738
Total Threads: 307,272
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thats alot of people who need those masks or to just keep up with there addiction.