Holiday Party Happy Fun-Time Spam Thread!

[RJ]

The spam thread is open for business!

The mods won't be watching, but Santa still will be. Don't be too naughty! :santa:

 

[johname]

I see your Santa and I double it! :santa: :santa:

I see your Kris Kringle and double it :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa:

 

[johname]

cant believe my numbers held up over night

 

[johname]

hi every one

 

[johname]

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

 

[johname]

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

 

[johname]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

 

[johname]

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

 

[johname]

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

 

[johname]

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Wave Hi To mis :wave:

 

[johname]

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

 

[johname]

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

 

[johname]

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

 

[johname]

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

 

[johname]

:bingo:

 

[johname]

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty

 

[johname]

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Due to a wonderful non-paying buyer, I have Git.net back up for sale here -http://www.namepros.com/high-priced-domains/543508-git-net-13-years-old.html

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I am auctioning off:

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[johname]

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

 

[johname]

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

 

[johname]

A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.

She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only come with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken."

 

[johname]

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

 

[johname]

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

 

[johname]

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?.

 

[johname]

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

 

[johname]

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

 

[johname]

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.