Here's a new twist (sorta)

[Kenny]

Just delivered, and new to me.

UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
Office of The Director Special duties.
London Uk

Special duties reference
**UNO/WBF LM-05-371**
**ORDERING CONTRACTOR:
UNO/WBF – SG
DIPLOMATIC BOX 55KG

To the Beneficiary

Attn: Parks,


The World Bank Group, Fact Finding & Special Duties office In conjunction with the United Nations Organization, has received your pending payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to US$15,000,000.00 out of your contractual/inheritance funds from our ordering contractor Bank, BARCLAYS BANK PLC LONDON UK, quoting reference to UNO/WBF LM-05-371, the said payment is been arranged in a Security-proof box weighing 55kg padded with synthetic nylon. According to information gathered from the bank, BARCLAYS BANK, security computer we were notified that you have waited for so long to receive this payment without success, we also confirmed that you have not met all statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment.

You are therefore advised to contact our Payment Clearance Department to obtain necessary information to the UNITED NATION SECURITY OFFICE, that is specialized in sending diplomatic materials and information from one country to another, which also has diplomatic immunity to carry consignment (Box) such as this.

This office has met with this UNITED NATION SECURITY OFFICE and concluded shipping arrangement with them, therefore shipment will commence as soon as we have your go ahead order. The diplomat who will be bring in this Consignment(Box) to you is an expert and has been in this line of work for many years now so you have noting to worry about. After all arrangements we have concluded that you must donate Two Million United States Dollars (USD2,000,000.00) to a charity organization we designate to you as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, in your response you should send to us a promissory note promissing to donate the stated amount and also with your address where you will like the Box to be delivered. Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this media to help you. Therefore you are advised not to inform anyone about this until you received your money.

The above requirement qualifies you for final remittance process of the received sum.
Congratulations.

Yours Faithfully

Mr. Frank Diop
Director, Special Duties UNO/WBF

Oooops, guess I was not to inform anyone.

 

[iggysick]

Lame variation of Nigerian mails lol