Hate (Real) Junk Mail? Get Revenge!

[RegFee]

LOL, I just found this site. It has pictures and very detailed instructions. Basically, when you get junk mail, with those little "postage paid" envelopes, the post office says you can ship anything with it up to 72lbs. This clever genius describes how to exact revenge on the junk mailers (hint, it involves milk bottles, trash, and an old tire )

http://www.vertical-visions.com/_temp/postagepaid/index2.html

 

[axilant]

never thought of that... seems like too much work.

This is what i really do (for real too):

I put bbgun BB's in the envelope, rocks (pepples)

Stuff like that.... and mail it back.

I do this everytime i get a mail with someone wanted to submit all my websites to 24 search engines for only a one time fee of $79.99 or register a domain name for $100/year and a least amount of 5 years lol

I do this about 5 times a week... thats 5/6 mail days.

 

[RegFee]

never thought of that... seems like too much work.

This is what i really do (for real too):

I put bbgun BB's in the envelope, rocks (pepples)

Stuff like that.... and mail it back.

I do this everytime i get a mail with someone wanted to submit all my websites to 24 search engines for only a one time fee of $79.99 or register a domain name for $100/year and a least amount of 5 years lol

I do this about 5 times a week... thats 5/6 mail days.

jeeze, I was only kidding. Who would actually do such a thing. :p

 

[Masahiro]

LMFAO, can we do that in Britain?

 

[RegFee]

LMFAO, can we do that in Britain?

Do you get junk mail? I thought that was an American-only benefit. I feel cheated.

 

[vip-ip]

I'll do this for sure, sounds great!!!! Thanks

 

[Stephen]

Hmm... Sweet, sweet revenge...

 

[Humdizzy]

Why not just write on a peice of paper THIS LETTER IS LACED WITH ANTHRAX and then stick it in the envelope. I think that would be less work :imho:. XD

Helpful Tip: No return address.

 

[RegFee]

Why not just write on a peice of paper THIS LETTER IS LACED WITH ANTHRAX and then stick it in the envelope. I think that would be less work :imho:. XD

Helpful Tip: No return address.

Something about FBI agents swarming my house just doesn't sound appealing.

Even more helpful hint: Don't lick the envelope after you put the letter in there.

 

[axilant]

Something about FBI agents swarming my house just doesn't sound appealing.

Even more helpful hint: Don't lick the envelope after you put the letter in there.

Hint: Always handle your mail with gloves and in a body suit.

 

[lilgee]

I would do summin like dat just to see what would happen lol.

 

[Royalty Hosting]

Very hilarious! He did it 6 times and finally got banned :D

 

[gio~logist]

never thought of that... seems like too much work.

This is what i really do (for real too):

I put bbgun BB's in the envelope, rocks (pepples)

Stuff like that.... and mail it back.

I do this everytime i get a mail with someone wanted to submit all my websites to 24 search engines for only a one time fee of $79.99 or register a domain name for $100/year and a least amount of 5 years lol

I do this about 5 times a week... thats 5/6 mail days.

Haha that's priceless.

 

[RJ]

I don't mind most of my snail mail junk mail, but the ones that do bug me are these mailers that look like ad inserts that belong in the middle of a newspaper. Ugh..

never thought of that... seems like too much work.

This is what i really do (for real too):

I put bbgun BB's in the envelope, rocks (pepples)

Stuff like that.... and mail it back.

I do this everytime i get a mail with someone wanted to submit all my websites to 24 search engines for only a one time fee of $79.99 or register a domain name for $100/year and a least amount of 5 years lol

I do this about 5 times a week... thats 5/6 mail days.

Haha that's priceless.

I hope you're taping those up good, Cody. Letters are mostly processed by machine now, and if your envelope springs a leak that could cause some damage at the post office as your BB's come pouring out. You don't want to make them mad.

 

[barefoottech]

Do that in Good Old Aussie-land and get 14Days Detention without charge under the new Anti-terrorism Laws pending your arrest and Trial
Mailing any firearms or Ammo thru the Mail is now a MAJOR felony in Australia
and most likely will soon be elsewhere if it is not already.
And don't even joke about Anthrax

 

[Xombie]

Do that in Good Old Aussie-land and get 14Days Detention without charge under the new Anti-terrorism Laws pending your arrest and Trial
Mailing any firearms or Ammo thru the Mail is now a MAJOR felony in Australia
and most likely will soon be elsewhere if it is not already.
And don't even joke about Anthrax

Hurray for new laws making it illegal to "look shifty" in a metropolitan area.