Google Diversifies into Match-Making Business with “Mate Rank” Algorithm

[Ron Jackson]

With the expansion binge Google has been on it seems to be just a matter of time before they take over the world. You're all familiar with their Page Rank system, but have you heard about their foray into the match-making business with their new Mate Rank system? It promises to revolutionize personal relationships. Thanks to our own DomeBase, we have the exclusive details in the latest Dear Domey column at DnJournal.com:

Google Diversifies into Match-Making Business with “Mate Rank” Algorithm*





*Any similarities in this parody to actual events, entities or individuals, living or dead (or in a state of suspended animation) is purely coincidental.

 

[spy69]

They may be big but i'll never give in. Somehow i dont like big companies and would just perfer small businesses. Too bad its the other way around.


Spy

 

[DomeBase]

Now I am a little concerned. Folks know that this is a joke? ...at least I think is!? :hehe:

 

[dgaussin]

Thanks for your great articles DomeBase (can I call you Domey ?) !!

Btw Duke, the free columns of dnjournal looks like the french flag (blue, white, red).. It looks very strange for me :D

 

[matrics]

Interesting read, seems Google is getting into everything!

Hmm... Google(tm) toilet paper :lol:

 

[StudioWorks]

Hey,

Thanks for the article - nice read.

SW