[For Fun] Google Thinks I...

[Jayseen]

How has domain research screwed your search history?
Or how could it ruin your search history?
What is/could be the funniest/weirdest/ironic/craziest/saddest domain research you have/could have done on a search engine? Domain valuators like Estibot also count.

Rules
* Seven keywords max(No need to insert phrase "Google thinks that I...")
*Pics/videos allowed.
*Must be something you'd actually never be/do/have
*Must be a search term you'd probably never forget.
*No NSFW.

Examples:
[Google thinks that I ]... am a crystal healer
[Google thinks that I ]...worship Trump.
[Google thinks that I ]...have a dinosaur date.

All clear?

I'll start first: [Google thinks that I]...
...am filing a Gynecomastia (man-boobs) lawsuit.

Your turn!

[Google thinks I ]...

 

[briguy]

[Google thinks I ]...sell land on Mars

 

[N-A]

You mean the auto-fill search results?

When I type [google thinks I'm], the first one is... a robot.

Maybe because that's because I'm heartless at times and artificial intelligence has gotten so smart to detect that...

 

[S-B]

You mean the auto-fill search results?

When I type [google thinks I'm], the first one is... a robot.

Maybe because that's because I'm heartless at times and artificial intelligence has gotten so smart to detect that...

I too am a robot according to Google.

 

[N-A]

I too am a robot according to Google.

We have more in common than I thought.

 

[briguy]

You mean the auto-fill search results?

Thought it was about the keywords that Google associates with your sites..

 

[N-A]

* Seven keywords max(No need to insert phrase "Google thinks that I...")

Thought it was about the keywords that Google associates with your sites..

Maybe you're right and I misunderstood what was being asked. Or, Google now believes that @Shane Bellone and I are just cynical people - robots, rather.

 

[briguy]

Maybe you're right and I misunderstood what was being asked. Or, Google now believes that @Shane Bellone and I are just cynical people - robots, rather.

This kinda of robot

 

[Ross Murray]

am a robot

 

[fatter]

Google thinks I am a robot because it usually takes me several tries to type in the security code, all those letters and numbers on top of each other, some in script, which capitol letter and small letter are the same
is this an L? l or is this a zero or na O, 0Oo

 

[deez007]

Thinks I want Ballet Lessons

 

[Asfas1000]

Google thinks I sell charcoal.

 

[Ana Rojas]

google thinks that i am in another country

 

[denzuko]

Google think I am a hero
. . . I am number four
. . . I am gangnam beauty