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I'm not one for "did you hear the one about".....jokes, but this works.
Blondes Here
And if you didn't get that one, here's another.
So a blind guy walks into a biker bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
He says to the bartender, "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The girl next to him at the bar turns and says,
"Before you tell that joke Mister, you should know three things.
1) The girl sitting to your left is a blonde with a blackbelt in jujitsu
2) The blonde behind you playing pool was the former leader of Hells Angels, and
3) I just got out of prison yesterday and i don't feel like going back anytime soon"
So tell me mister, are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The bartender brings the man his drink. He takes a long sip and says,
"Not if i'm going to have to explain it three times"
B8.... I love fishing in easy waters. :bingo:
Blondes Here
And if you didn't get that one, here's another.
So a blind guy walks into a biker bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
He says to the bartender, "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The girl next to him at the bar turns and says,
"Before you tell that joke Mister, you should know three things.
1) The girl sitting to your left is a blonde with a blackbelt in jujitsu
2) The blonde behind you playing pool was the former leader of Hells Angels, and
3) I just got out of prison yesterday and i don't feel like going back anytime soon"
So tell me mister, are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The bartender brings the man his drink. He takes a long sip and says,
"Not if i'm going to have to explain it three times"
B8.... I love fishing in easy waters. :bingo:
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