Add another word - The longest sentence

[directory_master]

This is simple, everybody must add just only one word to the sentence aleady made, nothing else, hit the quote button, delete the [ quote ] and [/ quote ] tags and continue the sentence.

Two rules:
1 add only one word and nothing else
2. try and make sense with the last 3 words added

forgot to add: the 1.000.000 word gets 1NP$ :P

Ok, let's start this, the first word is :

President

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are

 

[thunderforce]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike

 

[pepperstix]

story

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock

 

[uber]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky

 

[DNK.it]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo

 

[ceas]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes

 

[thunderforce]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros

 

[uber]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo

 

[ecigs.net]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist

 

[uber]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist, it

 

[ecigs.net]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, but next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist, it should

 

[thunderforce]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, but next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist, it should register

 

[uber]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, but next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist, it should register with

 

[m608c]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, but next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist, it should register with the

 

[Corey]

President Dog Came Home after dark night in the Whitehouse basement feeding on one hell of a pizza flavoured spaghetti salad with broiled mosquitoes tasting like dimsum and balut which just bought a very musical mosquito on ice while looking excitedly through her nostrils to get more delicious popcorn which even they could swallow when suddenly (contrary to beliefs concerning her exaggeratedly high emotions) it died in a tragic submarine incident on the North Sea Ocean floor, but it couldn't just remain indefinitely in the murky waters about several metres a spoon full of vinegar, wine, women, sugar, and hemp canisters scattered around the wreckage of other undetermined creatures which obfuscated eyes relentlessly and then pull heavy iron over shore for the women to suck out clams with regular haste, however, there beyond the horizon lurked a deranged Yorkshireman who looked tired to death (despite the caffeinated beverage suppository manufacturer's warranty claim) being violated by alien and probe wielding, but next day President Dog died just before the end of giving birth to puppies and eating plenty of fish, puppies names are Spike, Shock, Chrysanthemum, Funky, Pippo, Twinkletoes, Hammerhead, Namepros and Sedo-masochist, it should register with the local