10 Things To Do at Walmart While Waiting Around

[Grrilla]

I've never been inside of a Walmart, but it seems like it would work.

10 Things to do at Walmart While Waiting Around

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Make a trail of light yellow paint on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

6. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from"Mission Impossible."

8 In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different sized funnels.

9. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!.It's those voices again!!!"

And... last, but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

[Eric]

haha :lol: i swear. You've never been in a Wal-Mart?

 

[LeeRyder]

ROFL!

Easily, Post of the Day

 

[alegend]

:lol:

The 1st, 3rd and the 6th thing put a smile on my fast after reading them.

 

[Chris]

Thanks for sharing Michael, great joke and humor! :lol:

 

[Rob]

I plan on seeing one of these Wal-Mart stores some time in my life. They seem to be the centre of American life!

After McDonalds...

 

[.X.]

:lol: I can just hear it over the loud speaker now...Security scan 24,Security scan 37,Security scan 7.

 

[Lyte]

I plan on seeing one of these Wal-Mart stores some time in my life. They seem to be the centre of American life! After McDonalds...

Gasp... bite your tongue! :cy:

 

[Jamison54]

Oh my! That is some pretty funny stuff! And you've never been to WalMart...

 

[MissFlora]

*remember not to push a trolley/cart next time she's in Wal-mart*

Hahaha,
Flora.

 

[dgridley]

... and the nemesis of small retail businesses everywhere..

They seem to be the centre of American life!

 

[slipondajimmy]

Walmart And Home Depot. Both have no compassion for small businesses. Both seem to have the same plan ....Hire employees Cheap, Build Huge stores that take a week to walk thru, Then Shut Down the small mom and pop stores that offer a great place with friendly people .

 

[Tippy]

And... last, but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

That one sounds like fun lol

Thanks for the laugh... :D

Mike

 

[True_Snake]

Last one is the funniest IMHO! :D

Nice one Michael!


True_Snake

 

[CrazyTech]

That brought a good laugh. Nice post.

 

[redhippo]

great ideas for my next wal-mart trip......... the condoms will probably cause some old ladies to die of heart attack at the counter

 

[MissFlora]

I guess I will pretend not to see the condoms but well, my face will show it all. Eeeek! It'll be even worst if my boyfriend went shopping with me. I will give him the "Hey-what're-you-hinting" LOOK and a :td: to him. *laughs*

Flora.

 

[harpo]

got some too
1 ] have them page ronald mcdonald to the front
2 have them page it again say its important
3 try to get them to page it again because he has your keys
4 get the speaker phone yourseld actually is not to hard to do.
5 then page aiy cappy
6 throw confetty with aiy cappies drop it throughout the store
7 yell in th eparking lot aiy cappy so it echos
8 get a shopping cart and fill it up with ropes gas can and rambo stuff and abandon the cart


my appologize grrill for crashing your thread

 

[simpsons]

In England we have Wal-Mart's but there called Asda here!

 

[BuLLDoG]

Yeh we have Asda instead of Wal-Mart, and we don't have a hunting department LOL I can just picture if it did.