I hate these stupid spam emails phising for bank details or appraisal scams...but I thought I'd have a little fun with it this time. See below for the entire thread. Start reading from the bottom of this post.
Hi Feng,
Thank you for such a pleasant email this evening. I particularly like the fact that all of your emails come from a different email address, soo cool! Yes to all of your questions. See below for my high level business plan.
Business Idea:
I am looking to start a professional ass cleaning business. The business would be centred around using a conveyor belt where each person can stand on the belt and it will go into a room like a car wash. High pressure jet washers will then spray your ass and you come out the other side very clean.
How does it make money:
Each ass clean with cost 10 bucks and will take only 2 mins. If we get 500 customers a day (can do 2 customers at a time) it will take around 8 hours of work plus 2 hours of opening and closing the ass wash so 10 hours in total. 500x10bucks × 365days = $1.82M per year. if we open 20 of these with the 200M investment, your investor will get his money back in 2 years.
Funding required: 200Million USD
I hope you agree this is a great idea.
How do we proceed?
Kind regards,
Assimov Wipington
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From: feng guiji <
[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, November 11,
2019 7:05:32 PM
To: <Arfy>
Subject: Re: Hello
Dear
Arfy ,
Thank you for your response and i dont know of what to make of your for showing interest in my proposal. I want to assure you that this is a serious transaction and if you are really interested, we will make it happen only if you can also assure us of your capability to handle a business of this magnitude requiring confidentiality and absolute trust . I will be the eyes and ears of the investor during the course of this transaction as he is indisposed and want to remain anonymous . There is considerable amount of funds in millions available for investment .
Meanwhile, Before we proceed, I need to ask you a few questions to enable me understand your business plan and evaluate it.
1. Describe the existing projects that you have that require funding ?
2. What is the ROI that can be expected per annum if the fund is invested into your projects?
3. Are you able to travel at a short notice if your presence is required in person to meet and get acquainted as business partners, facilitate the release of the funds? i.e sign agreements and necessary paperwork’s for funds transfer etc If possible, pls send me the executive summary of the project(s) you seek funding for with the ROI that can be expected per year.
4. Have you handle large volume of funds in the past ?
I will appreciate if you can provide detailed answers to the questions above. Also provide your direct telephone number so we can have a follow up conversation.
Yours Faithfully
Feng Guiji.
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+44-745-914-1988
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2019 at 11:26 PM FENG GUIJI <
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From: Feng Guiji <
[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, November 9,
2019 4:49:06 AM
Subject: Hello
I am Feng Guiji, a broker working with a wealth management company
based in Europe . I am contacting you because one of my high profile
clients is interested in investing in your country and have asked me
to look for individuals and companies with interesting business ideas
and companies that he can invest in. He wants to expand his portfolio
and has interest in investing a substantial amount of revenue abroad.
I got your contact when searching the internet through the directory
enquiries and I believe that my client will be interested in investing
in working with you.
As you can imagine, we have not had any prior communication before so
I will be keeping the details to a minimum until I get a confirmation
from you that you are interested in this proposal. I will then give
you more details upon receiving your positive response. Please provide
your direct telephone number as well so that I can give you a call to
discuss further.
Best regards,
Feng Guiji,