humor Funniest outbound client reply ever

PS this was for a premium .com worth into the high five to low six figures lol

What was your funniest/craziest reply ever?

(Pushing a .org to a Non-Profit)

Me: Would you be interested?...blah blah blah...

Client: Absolutely interested!...blah blah blah...

Me: Make an offer?

Client: Ohhh! I thought free...

Me: No. $xxxx.

Client: OMG. Me so poor! But...free?...please?

Me: No. $xxxx over 12 months?

Client: No. But...free?...please?

Me: No. $xx per month?

Client: No. But...free?...please?

Me: No. Thank you for your time.

Client: Me so poor... $1?

Me: $1/Day. Deal?

Client: You so funny! Me love you!

Me: *Funny & Loved*