You know a domain is worthless if...

[FreshAvails.com]

...you have to declare that "it's pronounceable"

 

[DNWon]

...when it expired 3 months ago but the registrar still hasn't removed it from your account!

 

[wayne wooldridge]

It blatently infringes on Coca-Cola, Google, PlayStation and Microsoft trademarks; and none of them care...

 

[yesterday]

When abbreviations.com comes up in the first page of google results!

 

[dordomai]

when you handreg a .de that would be a stellar domain in .com

 

[wayne wooldridge]

The only inquiries you receive require an "official" third party valuation before proceeding with the 5 figure sale...

 

[Kate]

When it does not even get bot visits

 

[dordomai]

if it is an IDN in a language that you have never heard of.

 

[DNWon]

When your only inquiry is a UDRP!

 

[dordomai]

if the starting bid is $1 and it is under Flippa ending soon with 0 bids...

 

[wayne wooldridge]

... You go to register it at GoDaddy; it's available, but they present you with a list of better suggestions anyways...

 

[dordomai]

if it is 63 characters long

 

[wayne wooldridge]

... You sober up and see the domain you registered last night and bang your fists on the keyboard... The resulting text looks better than the crap you registered.

 

[urlurl]

When you google the name and it's on the top of the first page. With less than 100 results found!

 

[wayne wooldridge]

GoDaddy refuses to park it for free...

 

[urlurl]

... when a rep from godaady calls you and ask's if you want a refund

 

[wayne wooldridge]

It's listed on any auction platform with a starting bid of 1 billion dollars

 

[urlurl]

you list it on NP for 50000000 $

 

[Mister Funsky]

GREAT thread! Thanks for the laughs at the end of a long day!

 

[Silentptnr]

You thought you regged a three letter .com but realized it was .cam

Those eyes just aren't what they used to be...

 

[urlurl]

...you think the more words you include the better the google ranking

top

 

[wayne wooldridge]

The highest offer you've had over the years is low xxx, but the total renewal fees you've paid is x,xxx and you're too stubborn to cut your losses because "there's an end-user with deep pockets out there somewhere..."

 

[vincew]

You know a domain is worthless when your parrot tells you to shut up when you try to teach it to say your name.

 

[urlurl]

...someone asks you "how do you spell that?"

 

[Silentptnr]

When you got it for free.

Its worth less than you paid.

Its due for renewal.

 

[Silentptnr]

When you reg it you think to yourself..."As long as I sell it for $1.99 I havent lost money".