Solution in search of a problem #8479529; the story of "Web3".
The thing about new net, which I thought at the time but which hasn't been possible for the past decade or so, since major websites stopped mapping to a single IP address, is you could do it with your own hosts file.
193.962.541.257 mysearch.xxx
So if 193.962.541.257 (movie IP address) was Google's IP you could type mysearch.xxx to get to it.
The problem is nobody else could do it unless they made the same changes, which nobody would, which illustrates the fatal flaw in this dumb attempt to reinvent the wheel that people keep trying.
And why do they keep trying? Because far from it being about 'decentralization' and freedom, 'alternatives' to established, proven things that already work fine are just about someone else wanting to be the one in control.
Same story with all crypto stuff; a tiny handful of people, or literally centralized entities, control most of it, while most people, even after 17 years and a decade of non-stop crypto hype, don't care about any of it.