The Genie

[988]

The Genie

Once upon a time, Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar but didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached into his tackle box and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure, he's right here in my tackle box," said Ole.

"Could I see him?" Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie.

Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes I will", the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks.

And the genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard!

Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing.

Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"


:hehe: :lol:

 

[iDeviseFlash]

rofl, if only i had not heard that before.

 

[988]

lol.. dug that from my old list of jokes that i have save.

 

[Lord]

hehe I heard that one before, but in a different way

some guy in a bar w/ a 12 inch midget thats annoying.. (12 inch prick) =D

 

[csmaster2005]

Originally posted by Lord
hehe I heard that one before, but in a different way

some guy in a bar w/ a 12 inch midget thats annoying.. (12 inch prick) =D

yea I heard it before.. it was a guy walks into a bar and there was a 12 inch pianoist playing a piano. The bartender tells guy about genie, guy goes outside, asks for a million bucks, then a million ducks comes down, guy goes back into bar and is like "i asked for a million bucks but he gave me a million ducks" and bartender says "yea, the genie has a hearing problem, you think I really asked for a 12" pianoist?"