SEO idea, how does it sound?

[Jim_Westergren]

How does this sound?

EDIT: Supposed to be 911, thought that 112 was the same in the US ...

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No price is too high when it has to do with YOUR ranking!

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That was funny writing :hehe: - first time actually writing something like this. I am still quite new in the SEO but maybe in 5 years I could perhaps launch this site - what do you think?

Or I establish it and write some content and some nice design and sell it for big $$$ to some high SEO Masters.

 

[Kenny Bania]

terrible

i thought that was awful.

i work in advertising and everything about what you wrote is what's wrong with the advertising industry.

not only that, but why 112? is that the emergency number in sweden? because 112 is not very globally recognized as anything other than 3 random digits.

and $500 an hour? you do realize that there are tons of SEO tips on the web for free, right? and the only companies who are able to afford that outrageous price most likely have an inhouse marketing department, an inhouse web master, an inhouse IT specialist, or an out-of-house advertising agency who will set that all up for them. maybe you can be productive by cleaning their bathrooms or something.

and why should i invest that much money in you? everything sounds so seedy and coniving. it's just like all the other BS web ads out there that are complete jokes.

and the line 'no price is too high when it has to do with YOUR ranking!' is probably the worst line i ever read. i almost laughed.



it's time for you to get serious with your life and get a real set of skills and a real job. or do you honestly think that you will make thousands of dollars a day just by sitting on your butt at home while typing meta tags into web page headings?

do you honestly think that doing something that is learned in a couple of weeks in a college e-marketing course is going to allow you to retire at age 30?

hey, do you hear that?
i think i hear nike calling. they want you to optimize their website.


drole.

 

[Jim_Westergren]

OMG, I think there was an misunderstanding.

What I wrote was a suggestion what to do with the domain name and how to develop it. I thought that 112 was the international emergency number but I see now that it is not, found it it is 991 in the US.

$500 an hour is just a made up number like the rest of the text, could as well be 100$ an hour or whatever.

It was a suggestion for a development of a SEO business site for reselling and all I wanted was to know if if SEO112.com (SEO991.com in this case) could sound good in that purpose and made some examples to show it.

I am quite new in the SEO business and yes, I don't charge that much but like 100$ for a package of keyword research, on-page optimization and targetted link popularity boost.

Please let me know that you now understand that this was not the text for me but just an example on how to use the domain.

Thanks.

 

[aween]

isnt it 911 ?

 

[user-7256]

:lol: LOL ... it is 911 .....

 

[Jim_Westergren]

I know I know. See my second post. You don't need to say it anymore.

 

[user-7256]

No, you said 991.

Edit: 400th post! ^_^

 

[dgaussin]

I don't think it's awful. But the post of Kenny is awful yet. How do you can say something like that without to know the person... I don't see any wrong in your text Jim, I read same text on website already... But I don't like the domain name with numbers like that, I'd prefer something lile SEOEmergency.com

Btw, your idea is good to register that, since seo911.com is taken and a lot of european countries use 112 like emergency number. Not all the planet lives in US...

 

[Jim_Westergren]

Hi David,

Thank you for the input!

You understood the post and the post of Kenny is really not nice ...

 

[Kenny Bania]

whatever.

i said what needed to be heard...the truth.

obviously jim westergren may very well be a nice guy.
he may very well be a smart guy.
but his idea was just plain dumb. period.

very little thought went into it and it shows.
i'm sorry if i'm not jumping up and down giggling like a girl over his lame idea.
maybe if he spent more time working in the real world, he may understand that in order to be successful you need to put in the work.

 

[seomasters]

People who get penalized and get dropped off from the search engines would pay anything to get back in

 

[snareklutz]

I think it's also 112 in China.

 

[Jimmy Changa]

People who get penalized and get dropped off from the search engines would pay anything to get back in

that attitude is probably what got them dropped in the first place.