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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop
her!
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named
Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
also what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from
100thfloor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At
25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your
phone number?
Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my
20 Rs back!
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with
the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: ! why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving....
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a
mirror!
Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more ..
women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop
her!
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named
Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
also what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from
100thfloor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At
25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your
phone number?
Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my
20 Rs back!
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with
the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: ! why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving....
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a
mirror!
Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more ..
