domains Rudolph the bad domainer

[Joe N]

Seems like a good time of year for a sequel to 'Twas the night of renewals.

I present my next holiday tribute to domainers, to be sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Rudolph the bad domainer

You know Schilling and Schwartzy and Yun Ye and Berkens
Swetha and Buckley and Mike Mann and Cohen,
But do you recall
The most famous domainer of all?

Rudolph the bad domainer
Had a large portfolio
And if you ever saw it
You’d be singing ‘Let It Go’.

All of the good domainers
Used to laugh at all his names.
They never let poor Rudolph
Join them without feeling shame.

Then one groggy Twitter morn
Elon came to say:
“Rudolph, I am in a funk.
Won’t you sell me all your junk?”

Then all of NamePros loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
"Rudolph the bad domainer
You saved (dot)beer and (dot)me!"

Merry Christmas, NamePros!!

Joe

 

[D Haynes]

Nice. Real nice!

 

[DomainNature]

From what I heard there is for real such a guy like Rudolph.

 

[Joe N]

From what I heard there is for real such a guy like Rudolph.

I suspect there are many such people in the industry! Without the Elon Musk bailout, that is.