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Rapture ready ?

Discussion in 'The Break Room' started by Picassoface, Feb 12, 2018.

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  1. Picassoface

    Picassoface Active Member VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    Looks like the Rapture will be coming soon. Who is ready ? <><
     
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  2. briguy

    briguy Guru In Remission! VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    Why do you say that?
     
  3. alcy

    alcy Active Member VIP

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    im ready!
    valhala here I cometh!

     
  4. Eric Lyon

    Eric Lyon Member Services, NamePros Member Services PRO Gold Account VIP Trusted Contest Holder

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    • RV (House/office on wheels), check
    • Dolly, check
    • Car, check
    • Generator, check
    • Propane, check
    • Food, check
    • Water, check
    • Fuel, check
    I just need to get some solar panels and a portable wind turbine and then I'll be set ;)
     
  5. mr-x

    mr-x Acme Domains Gold Account VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    According to the Bible, you won't need any of that. Also, the rapture will be very public but you probably won't live through it.
     
  6. Daniel Owens

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    I can't hardly wait!
     
  7. briguy

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    Pretty this is not the rapture,you were referring too..unless it going to be remade?
     
  8. shorterwinters

    shorterwinters Established Member

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    available in .life, .fun, .bible, .church, .world and others.
    :xf.wink:
     
  9. Haris

    Haris Best Domainer Of The End-Times VIP

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    It's the time, for the end-times
     
  10. Daniel Owens

    Daniel Owens Upgraded Member Gold Account VIP

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    Haris You Are The Best Domainer of the End-Times QUOTE="Haris, post: 6569579, member: 983120"]It's the time, for the end-times[/QUOTE]
     
  11. urlurl

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    sorry, no time for rapture, i'm busy this week
     
  12. triplec0886

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    When it is over, it is over.......no need for anything.
     
  13. bulkdomainz

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    The rapture is not the end ...... but the beginning of the end for the 'left behind'.
     
  14. Aspiring Billionaire

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    Guys, on a serious note though : the beautiful city of Cape Town, South Africa (where I currently reside) is literally on the brink of what has officially been dubbed as "Day Zero".

    Cape Town.jpg

    Needless to say that the first thought that ran through my mind when I heard the statement was ... to see whether the ccTLD domain name has been taken yet :ROFL: ! Crazy what domaining does to one right? I bet that when the proverbial Jesus Christ descends from the heavens in real-time one day, domainers will rush to register a fitting domain name (and I'll bet money on that).

    I did however manage to find the EMD in an appropriate domain extension after missing the .co.za extension by a mere seventeen years. I'm planning to build something practical and useful on it, so stay tuned for that.

    But back to the topic at hand ...

    Global warming is crazy Right! While many countries across the globe fall victim to natural disasters on an almost regular basis (not to mention how the ice caps are melting in the North) most of South Africa has not. I recall brief talks about earthquakes during my minor years but no first-hand accounts come to mind.

    Now, following electricity shortages, tropical cyclones, floods in towns across the continent, and more, Cape Town has begun it's countdown to Day Zero. The date: April 16th, 2018. Due to the droughts in recent years (despite warnings from experts advising the authorities to adequately prepare for it) our taps will be shut off! You heard that right, no water! Imagine turning on your faucet and nothing comes out. I don't know about you, but that seems like an apocalypse of sorts.


    Our dam levels are practically just above 10%, with water barely being safe for drinking. So as a short-term plan National Government plans to set up around 200 collection points for the entire city to collect water from. It's a bring-your-own-container buffet, limited at 100 liters per person. And if that's not crazy enough, Capetonians are required to do this on a daily basis! That's "every...single...day" people! Aside from the time and monetary impact this will have on many, it gets even worse. There is said to be another dry year (or two) ahead with little to no hope in sight. All this while KZN and Johannesburg (on the other side of the continent) is experiencing floods.

    Temporary plans (two years to be exact) have been set in place to desalinate water from the ocean and distribute it via the existing infrastructure. This is how the 200 collection points will be supplied with water. But the quality of the end product as a result of man-made pollution is of high concern. It's kinda like the plagues talked about in many religious books right? There's gotta be at least a few deaths in there somewhere [I'm referring to the current water crisis by the way].

    Now for the absolute scariest part ... what is better known in the US and across the world as "Marshal Law" will be in full swing before Day Zero arrives. Now even though I can't quite imagine what kind of torture it'll be like standing in a line aside fellow humans, 100lt container in hand, waiting to be filled-up with a necessary means to survive (H²O), I'm even more anxious about the whole "marshal law" concept.

    Exciting times we're living in I guess.
     
  15. RobM

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    I love these stories. My favourite though is not the one with the talking snake or rising from the dead - it's the one about the princess with really long hair who lets it down to have potential suitors climb it into her castle.
     
  16. stewmath

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    I got the perfect domain for sale for the rapture

    SurvivalList // Com

    :)
     
  17. RobM

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    Did they want it for the sept 2016 rapture or the 2017 one? Maybe they'll want it for this one or next year's one. :p Even a stopped watch is right twice a day.
     
  18. Haris

    Haris Best Domainer Of The End-Times VIP

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    Nice one.

    I also invest in end-times niche.

    UniversalOrder.com
    TsunamiCapsule.com
    DigitalDoom.com
    HeavensHell.com

    :xf.grin:
     
  19. namerav

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    Some more fun
     
  20. JB Lions

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    It seems like I've missed all the other Raptures, I think I always oversleep. Just let me know the time, so I can set my alarm.

     

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