Sad News....
The Pilsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Howstess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
piled high with Flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Douhboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a role model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough and 3 children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father PopTart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
:bah:
The Pilsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Howstess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
piled high with Flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Douhboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a role model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough and 3 children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father PopTart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
:bah:
