Prayer...funny!!!

[Coastalguy]

If this has already been on NamePros, I apologize.

I just had to share this one.


FEMALE PRAYER:

> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
> Amen.


> MALE PRAYER:

> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
> owns a Liquor store.
> Amen

:lol:

ST

 

[Jeff]

:bah:

 

[Sabre]

:lol: good one

 

[suthra]

Ha Ha Ha

 

[Lord]

hehe, a mute is okay, but i dunno abuot deaf, i mean, i want them to hear me yelling >:p