Know Your State Motto...

[Kenny]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO..........

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grand kids
And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum .

Texas
Se Hable Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Home of Brokeback Mtn.

The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place



Hey, I was bored when I saw this....

 

[LeetPCUser]

Lol, Come Cut The Cheese! Go us!

 

[Dan]

Ask Us About Our Grand kids
And Our Voting Skills.

Some of those are really funny. :hehe:

 

[Fewski]

Florida
And Our Voting Skills.

I don't think we're ever going to live that down. :lol:

 

[iNod]

I am glad none of those are my motto's. The only good on is Maine and Colorado.

You should find Canada Provinces lol.

- Steve

 

[labrocca]

I have my own motto for Nevada...

"It's God's country except for the whoring and gambling"

 

[Grey_OwL]

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!


--I love Nevada!! :D

 

[AdoptableDomains]

I am glad none of those are my motto's. The only good on is Maine and Colorado.

You should find Canada Provinces lol.

- Steve

I"ll make up a few form a U.S. point of view:

Ontario:
A lot like Michigan, Ehh?

Quebec:
We make Canadians stutter in two languages
Nous faisons à des Canadiens le bégaiement dans deux langues

Nunavut:
Damn, it's ccccccccold here.

Northwest Territories:
Plenty of Ice, but not enough people to put together a Hockey team.

Yukon:
Like Alaska without the oil.

British Columbia:
What's the difference between Alaska and Washington? Yep, it's us.

Alberta:
Not just Hockey, we ski too!

Saskatchewan:
Say it three times fast and you pass the Canadian sobriety test.

Manitoba:
And you Wimpy Floridians thought North Dakota was remote.

Newfoundland:
Well, it was new when we found it.

New Brunswick:
Much better than the old Brunswick.

Nova Scotia:
No, Chevy never made cars here.

Prince Edward Island:
Yes, we're a Province!

 

[B33R]

:lol:

Funny thread... :tu:

 

[Hitch]

Ah, none for cities in UK.

 

[stscac]

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

Good!



but also:
A good fence makes a good neighbor.



-Steve

 

[Toolbox123]

Those are really funny

 

[Kenny]

Hey Adoptable... nice twist on our northern neighbors?

No foolin, eh?

Hey Adoptable... nice twist on our northern neighbors?

You know I have spent a lot of time on and off through
the years in Alberta and B.C.
I really love the people, I love skiing Banf, the world
famous Calgary Stampede, watching Hockey played by
humans specificly bred to play the game...

And Canadas beautiful, unspoiled, natural enviroment
has always made me appreciate the different ideals
and basic attitudes concerning life in general and how
we approach the world and the resources available .

One thing I've always found interesting about
Canada.... and serves as a perfect example of what I
am suggesting....

You know Canada and the US were founded
around the same time, both predominantly
english speaking, similar in size and original
cultural heritage.

Yet there are 300,384,738 Americans
compared to 32,805,041 Canadians.

This could suggest many things to different people....
what social circumstances are occurring
(Or as it would appear, NOT occurring)
that would leave such a huge division between the two
populations.

Something isn’t getting done up there, and I think its
pretty obvious we all know what that is/isn’t.

No foolin, eh?












Love to DogBoy and all the Little Dogs Crew.
For 30 years they have never failed in showing
me Canada at its finest every time I visit.

Peace,
Cyberian

 

[slider]

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

Yeah that sounds about right. :p

 

[AdoptableDomains]

Hey Adoptable... nice twist on our northern neighbors?

Well, I had fun with it from a US point of view. I wonder how Canadians would have done it.

It's really kind of sad that most US residents couldn't even name half of the Canadian Provinces. I had to look up a couple of the smaller and newer ones myself. Particlulary Nunavut. I didn't even know that one existed until two years ago when I saw the flag for it at the CN Tower in Toronto. Of course it didn't exist when I took Geography in High School.