Keep the story going...

[peaches017]

I'll start it off. Keep the story going.

One day I was walking down the street when...

 

[cardiox]

he was away at a how to make more $NP conference so i...

 

[yeppers]

... decided to go to the NP$ conference also, there I saw the whole NP crew NP$ing it up. I was amazed at...

 

[cardiox]

2 beers for 1 $NP special they had going on so i...

 

[yeppers]

...bought 3041 kegs, i was over the moon, so I shared the truckloads of beer with all my NP mates UNTIL...

 

[cardiox]

they begged me to take all their domains as a gift. My corner the domain market plan was working to perfection but...

 

[oldratracer]

then Slaughterbeck came with her dreaminginspiration and took them all with much hype but never fear..Stephen saved the day with halobitt by recapturing them and redistributing them to all NP'ers equally until one day SecondVersion came by and....

 

[cardiox]

took my picture. Said sumptin about using it on the new $50NP bill so now I am...

 

[beanochris]

going to invest in a new domain. This domain is...

 

[CoolGuy]

NPBank.com - with the establishment of a NP Bank beanochris saw a perfect oppportunity to earn some quick cash. Taking Cardiox along with him as his getaway driver he attempt to rob the bank. NP Guard CoolGuy was quick on the draw and...

 

[beanochris]

then realised that bananas do not shoot projectiles. Chris laughed at his stupidity and then...

 

[yeppers]

... Started throwing oranges instead. It was an amazing success, the guard was "squashed" to death by the taste of the splattered oranges. Everything was now going to plan... until...

 

[mis_chiff]

beanochris and Cardiox were trying to get out of the NPbank but slipped
on the orange juice from the squashed oranges that they pummelled the NPguard with so they...

 

[yeppers]

... tried pouring water over the orange juice to make it less slippery so that they could get out... But SUPRISINGLY it was a complete failure, and they had simply made more mess... They heard the distant police sirens getting louder and louder...

 

[beanochris]

...so based on a rumor that beanochris had heard, he put the song 'The Safety Dance' by Men Without Hats in the hope that it would get the cops dancing. However, he forgot one important thing...

 

[mis_chiff]

...the radio in the car doesn't work... So, as the cops....

 

[yeppers]

... raced towards them, he wipped out his hat and his umbrella and started singing joyfully..

 

[khuldun]

Ola La OLay O!!! And then suddenly BillyConnite had an idea .....

 

[clarkc]

lets get out of here and look for some good places...

 

[yeppers]

... to get MORE beer! :o ... THEN we could dominate the entire alocohol industry and make...

 

[mis_chiff]

hangovers look like an everyday appearance. :hehe:

BillyConnite managed to corner the beer market,
cardiox cornered the domain market and the
NP$ crew at the NP$ conference came back and
saw what happened and they......