I appreciate your strategy but the pronunciation is the only problem I'm seeing here;
Joo-Bao-Pien
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Fat Disgusting White People (FDWP) are not concerned with intellect, Style or Progress. I'm sure you realise hence the .cn reg, this and you are more concerned with the far superior Asiatic market. Forget white people, they are a problem and not even a target audience anymore.
Regards.matt