Are you saying that you are not actually Turgon, King of Gondolin.
Yeah, well, I'm a lot nicer when I get paid for working, so think of it as my "fee". Not that it pays my bills or anything like, you know, those occasions when someone who is trying to make money thinks that relevant expertise experience and insight are actually worth something.
If you think I'm rude when I'm being helpful, wait until you get a load of my colleagues when they are out to get you. But I digress... I have to wrap this up since the weather is good and I want to get a bike ride in today.
Anyway, there's a difference between commentary that has identifiable people behind it, and people on the internet who would just as soon encourage others to eat detergent pods.
So far in "how much work and thought it really takes to actually analyze these kinds of questions", we have established that there is a company that makes a thing, calls it by a name, and had one of their marketing people do a less than stellar job of trying to register that name as a trademark quite a few years ago. From what can be gathered on the internet, they still sell the thing and they still call it by that name.
Now, the trademark application was refused as allegedly "descriptive" of the thing. It wasn't refused as "generic" for the the thing. So, on the one hand, you do have a statement from the authoritative US government agency to the effect that the name does not function as a trademark, and you have an apparent acquiescence by the maker of the thing in that statement. Certainly, they didn't challenge it.
On the other hand, another facet of US trademark law is that a descriptive term can become distinctive through continuous, longstanding exclusive use, such that consumers in the relevant market recognize the name as distinguishing the source origin of the goods. My favorite tired example is that if I refer to "American Airlines" most people in the US travel market will not think that I am collectively referring to airlines in America as a group, like United, Delta, JetBlue, and so on. Most people will assume that "American Airlines" is a reference to one airline in particular, because that phrase, while otherwise a descriptive term, has become exclusively associated with that one airline, because they have been doing it since 1939 and have become quite successful at it.
That's what we call "acquired distinctiveness". You can mix coca and cola with phosphoric acid, sugar and carbonated water, but the one company that's been doing it since 1886 is pretty well known for that, so you'd better pick another name than the obvious one. In fact, "Coca-Cola" was challenged as merely descriptive in court in 1910, and they won.
To determine whether a claimed mark - i.e. not a registered mark but something someone sticks "TM" next to in order to signal "whatever YOU think, WE think its our mark" - has acquired distinctiveness is a factual question, not a legal question, and it really depends on the market in question.
And so, we come to the Fluorosense handheld fluorometer:
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You can determine the likely presence of various chemical agents on the basis of measuring fluoresence, and these folks came up with kind of a clever name for their device. However, the USPTO took the position that since the name was similar to the physical property it measures, and because the person dealing with the application wasn't well versed in what they were doing, it didn't end well.
Really, the application itself is a good illustration of how well it works out when someone says, "Why pay an attorney, you can do it online yourself" which is true. You can probably cut out your infected appendix on your own with a pocket knife too, and I wouldn't doubt that people have successfully done that. But these things can appear deceptively simple.
One thing the trademark application tells us, by including a specimen of use, is that they've been making and selling these things for a really long time. Typically, the USPTO will accept a declaration that 'we've been selling this thing for five years on a continuous and substantially exclusive basis' as good enough evidence of acquired distinctiveness.
The problem is that I am not much of a relevant customer in the field of handheld fluorometers, so I don't know whether, in their market, people understand this alleged mark to refer exclusively to their stuff. One thing that can be useful to check is whether there's been any trademark litigation involving the company, which I would normally do, but I don't feel like it because I'm, you know, rude.
But what I can say is that using the Google Test, which I've talked about before, to do a casual look at how this spelling in particular is used, it sure looks like the alleged mark is strongly and consistently associated with this particular company's product - including a lot of third-party references which indicate this product in particular.
You can draw whatever conclusions from that you want.
The other thing in general is that this company makes a range of different products which it sells under different product names and, like most vendors of specialized equipment, probably aren't interested in running umpteen different websites, sets of email addresses, and so on, for every doodad they manufacture. Most likely if the name was important to them, they'd have hung onto it.
On the other hand, my next UDRP decision is going to involve a situation where the Complainant didn't renew their domain name back in 2013, and has decided eleven years later that they want it back, so stay tuned to see how that one pans out.
You might wonder "Why all the detail?" It's important to understand that a "simple question" may not have a simple answer. It's really easy to ask "how do magnets work", and I can say after a shedload of technical education and research that answering that question is a beast. So, once in a while I'll do this kind of thing as an illustration of how much work actually goes into analyzing a question like this when someone thinks "What a rip off to pay a lawyer a consultation fee to get a simple answer." You want simple answers, that's fine, but if you end up eating a detergent pod, user BasedPepe246 on StuffToEat.com isn't going to be around to blame.
Anyway, the day is still young, and I have puppies to kick and children's balloons to pop. So have a good one.