HaPPy FuN SPaM THReaD 2011

[RJ]

The mods aren't looking... now's your chance!

Spam this thread to your hearts content... let's see who can get the most posts in a single thread in a single day. This thread is open for one day only on the day of the NamePros Holiday Party.

YouTube Videos ARE encouraged and whatever other madness you want to post. Anything goes... well almost anything. I may have this thread up on the big screen at my house from time to time so just keep content "grandma-friendly", m-kay? :cy:

LIKES are enabled, so be sure to click LIKE on the posts that make you smile. Have fun.

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UPDATE: PARTY IS OVER, CAN THIS THREAD SURVIVE?

The NamePros party is now over.

I am moving this thread to the contests forum to take the form of a Staff vs. Members contest. Here's your chance to decide whether this spamfest gets CLOSED or stays OPEN.

NamePros staff, CLOSE this thread if it goes 4 hours without a post.

Members, if you really want to keep the free-for-all OPEN, just keep the posting going.

Will this thread make it through the night? Can it last a week? We'll see!

 

[Robin]

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Yipeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy the party

 

[Lakshan]

Count the next number 1024*1548646544

 

[PNW]

Forward:

The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency. By a continuing process of inflation, governments can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens." ---John Maynard Keynes



"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks], will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." ---Thomas Jefferson



"I place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt." ---Thomas Jefferson



"Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual." --Thomas Jefferson



"I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." --Thomas Jefferson (letter to John Taylor in 1816)


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[Janine]

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[nicedomains]

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[bluemouse2]

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[Theo Goodman]

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[bluemouse2]

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[wercylno]

I want spam this thread from now :lol:

 

[nicedomains]

Make a QR CODE

:hehe:

 

[ioana_bv]

visit my sig :p :p

 

[NPer]

Spam!! :D

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[hopkism]

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In the spirit of Christmas I would appreciate some clicks and comments. I planned to take full advantage of this spam thread. Maybe I'll make some money from some affiliate ads. :santa:

In any event I get some free links to a sample of some of my blogs pages.

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[mitch007]

In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

The other involves a groundhog.

 

[Theo Goodman]

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[NPer]

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[mitch007]

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. XXXXX,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.


8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.


10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.


12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.


13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'


14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

If you don't send this to 12 of your dearest friends, you will be depriving them of some good humor.

 

[SpareDomains]

[ame="http://youtu.be/I8NhRPo0WAo"]You Like Ron Paul, Except on Foreign Policy[/ame]

 

[mitch007]

My spam

The answer is YES.
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VIAGRA time?. (This is the song used for the latest commercial on TV. They use the audio track. Fantastic song from the early 50s. )
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBLzTD2wTzg&feature=related"]smokestack lightnin' - HOWLIN WOLF - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Michelle]

:wave: Merry Christmas Everyone :wave:

 

[NPer]

:wave: Merry Xmas!! :santa:

 

[procanic]

And a happy new year !

 

[nicedomains]

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That's why we're here right??

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:wave: Merry Christmas Everyone :wave:

MERRY XMAS MM :tu:

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... Why the hell does this keep showing up all over the forum?

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