I think you might be underestimating the value of EvilLair.com, because:
=> The parked page gets 25-100 hits daily
=> The .net and .org are taken, and both are independent operational websites
=> EvilLair.com is over 5 years old
Do these facts change anything?
Just to clarify, my original estimate of 15 daily hits undercut the reality; now I have more sample data to go on.