Dry donkey joke!

[Katy]

what do you call a donkey with 3 legs ... a wonkey lol

 

[Fusionhost]

its a wonkey donkey :P

What do you call a bird which is always out of breath?

 

[Katy]

dunno lol

 

[Fusionhost]

A Puffin!!!!!

 

[Katy]

lmao, so dry but so good¬!

 

[Chris Matthers]

lmao

Originally posted by hilljd00
A Puffin!!!!!

LMAO :hehe:

 

[FruitFish]

 

[Katy]

everyone post jokes!

 

[GCgirl4ever]

I am officially scared.. hahah ok here is one everyone has heard

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pool?

What do you a guy with no arms or legs on your front porch?

 

[Katy]

legless? lol

 

[GCgirl4ever]

lmao nope

 

[Katy]

armless lol

 

[GCgirl4ever]

lmao no.. it's quite easy once you know the answer though

 

[Katy]

no idea lol

 

[GCgirl4ever]

the first one .. answer is Bob... lets see if anyone can get the 2nd one.

 

[RJ]

Originally posted by GCgirl4ever
What do you a guy with no arms or legs on your front porch?

Oh gosh, 'Matt' ?

 

[Katy]

oh i see! lol

 

[GCgirl4ever]

yes RJ.. lame I know.. I heard these like 6 years ago for the first time.. lol. Very very sad joke

 

[RJ]

How about a good old American yo mama joke-

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

 

[Chris Matthers]

LMAO now thats a great one rj where did you find that ?

 

[RJ]

They're all over the net! :D

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

 

[GCgirl4ever]

Lol RJ.. very nice..

 

[Chris Matthers]

Lmao

What do you can coke with Water ?

" Diet Coke "

 

[Katy]

lol! diet coke!