Drunk Driver Joke

[ChrisChris]

I found this hilarious, but it might just be Aussie humour :hehe:

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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.



''I can't do that, officer.''



''Why not?''



''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''



''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''



''Can't do that either, officer.''



''Why not?''



''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''



''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''



''Can't do that either, officer.''



''Why not?''



''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''



''Fine then, just walk this white line.''



''Can't do that either, officer.''



''Why not?''



''Because I'm drunk.''

 

[maximum]

What is viewed as hilarious can vary alot from culture to culture. But, drunk (and in this case, stupid enough to talk yourself right into jail), is the same the world over :lol:

 

[Cheapquality]

ahhaah nice joke, intellegent answers.

 

[JasMate]

funny

 

[franchise]

That's a good one. Good for the whole family.

 

[~Psychotic~]

Rofl, well we know one thing - the drunk driver is honest, lol.

 

[Travis]

Nice, haha.

 

[NeeJam]

:lol: that was good even though i've heard it a few times before that one never gets old

 

[Michelle]

 

[Grey_OwL]

Hehe That's quite funny.