Thanks J; great suggestions, I'm always glad to post on NP and get feedback. I had thought more along the lines of insults/insulting jokes, but your suggestions are equally fun to run with.
Would also like to hear anyone's thoughts on value of this dot.net for rough resale estimate; this is only the second dot.net I've ever bought with the intention of possibly selling, so I don't pay much attention to the market of this kind of word.net, just got it on the fly because I loved it. I'm estimating it in the $400 - 500 range but that's just a semi-educated opinion; anyone know better?