Death Ad

[suthra]

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."

 

[iDeviseFlash]

lol. I've heard better, but who hasnt :p

 

[jroy]

Ive never read an obituary that has only 6 words :p :wave:

 

[matrics]

^ me neither... but kinda funny. Heh, Brenie must have been scottish (no offence Scottish members :wave

 

[adam_uk]

did you hear the joke about the wall?

no?

thats good coz youll never get over it





did you here the joke about the dustin?
no? thats good its rubish




whats blue and tastes like green paint?
blue paint

 

[ppx]

:D :d - I hate those ironic jokes.... but they annoy people :D

 

[Mr. Websites]

:lol:
That's funny and cheap. :p

 

[Scott]

:hehe: :lol: :D

 

[Static]

lol.

Wife sounds.. evil..... >_>

whats blue and tastes like green paint?
blue paint

I fell for that one at first.