Dead Horse

[Gene]

Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead. '

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.




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[MJ]

ROFL!!!!!

AWESOME Thanks!!!

 

[GILSAN]

Smart and wise man. Great lesson in entrepeneurship. :sold:

 

[bluearrow]

Thats a great one ! Thanks for sharing .

 

[Hurley4540]

WOW, :lol:! That's awesome LOL

 

[Chef Patrick]

that is hilarious!!!

 

[dgridley]

Funny! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[deet]

LMAO, Best joke I heard all day!

 

[Grange Media]

Very funny and cool way to make some extra cash...now where to find a dead horse??

 

[Gene]

Very funny and cool way to make some extra cash...now where to find a dead horse??

I'll sell you one for $100

 

[deet]

I'll sell you one for $100

Oh my LMAO! :sold:

 

[Hurley4540]

I'll sell you one for $100

:sold:

 

[johname]

Great story thanks gene

 

[NewYorkBum]

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.'




.

I don;t know math much, should not that be $998 ?

 

[Gene]

1000
-100
----
900
- 2
----
898

 

[Kate]

Awesome :D

 

[Michelle]

:tu: Made me smile

 

[NewYorkBum]

1000
-100
----
900
- 2
----
898

Ahhh, now i see. I always hated accounting. I would be loosing $$$ on domains if it would not be as a hobby for me.

 

[weblord]

poor dead horse i hope he gets a decent burial.

 

[Hurley4540]

Ahhh, now i see. I always hated accounting. I would be loosing $$$ on domains if it would not be as a hobby for me.

I'm not too fond of math either :p