10 Things To Do at Walmart While Waiting Around

[Grrilla]

I've never been inside of a Walmart, but it seems like it would work.

10 Things to do at Walmart While Waiting Around

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Make a trail of light yellow paint on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

6. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from"Mission Impossible."

8 In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different sized funnels.

9. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!.It's those voices again!!!"

And... last, but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

[sunken]

I like 6 and 9. Not sure where you find a carpetted area in Wal-Mart though, at least not in ours.

 

[BrandonG]

I like 6 and 9. Not sure where you find a carpetted area in Wal-Mart though, at least not in ours.

Your wal-mart doesn't have a clothing department?

Great joke lol this is hilarious.

 

[sunken]

Guess I never noticed it was carpetted. Don't go there that often...

 

[snoopi]

:lol:

The 1st, 3rd and the 6th thing put a smile on my fast after reading them.

Ha Ha Ha Me too-me too!!!!!!! :lol:

 

[Joseph]

lol I gave the link to my mate and on saturday we went down to Tesco's (we live in Ireland so we dont have wal mart :p) and put around 17 boxes of condoms into other peoples trollies!

Such fun :p

 

[PoorDoggie]

9. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!.It's those voices again!!!"

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

thing is, this is the kinda thing people would do! :hehe:

:lol: very good!

 

[Humdizzy]

Once on the E train my friend broke into the conductor area and got on the PA and told everyone this train is making all local stops (its an express train and going local would take like days to the last stop). It was so funny. Everyone got off the train thinking he was the real conductor. We had the train to ourselfs to the last stop. Lmao

This walmart stuff is funny. I'm gonna do it.

 

[AdoptableDomains]

Better yet, scratch off the barcode from the condoms so they have to call a price check.

In reality, condoms are normally closely watched in discount stores as one of the most shoplifted items in the store. Grab two dozen boxes and you'll probably have store securty following you physically or with the cameras.

Having been a retail store manager about 20 years ago, the fitting room story is too close to reality as I've heard of that and much more happen in fitting rooms. I once looked down the plumbing aisle of a hardware store and saw a young child sitting pants down on one of the sample displays toilets. I didn't stick around to find out what happened.

For number 6, if they don't have a pharmacy department, you could ask if they sell ski masks or panyhose.