With the right motivation, you can sell anything:
A man keeps begging the tailor to give him a job selling suits. Finally, the tailor tells him that if he can sell his ugliest green suit, that has been on the rack for years, he can have the job.
Two hours later, the new guy calls in for his next assignment. The tailor rushes over to see how this fellow sold the suit. Upon arrival, he sees his new salesman bleeding and scratched, with his clothes ripped to shreds.
"The job is yours!" the tailor says. "But it looks like your client got the best of you."
"Oh, no," the man replies. "This isn't from the man who bought the suit."
"This is from his seeing eye dog!"
A man keeps begging the tailor to give him a job selling suits. Finally, the tailor tells him that if he can sell his ugliest green suit, that has been on the rack for years, he can have the job.
Two hours later, the new guy calls in for his next assignment. The tailor rushes over to see how this fellow sold the suit. Upon arrival, he sees his new salesman bleeding and scratched, with his clothes ripped to shreds.
"The job is yours!" the tailor says. "But it looks like your client got the best of you."
"Oh, no," the man replies. "This isn't from the man who bought the suit."
"This is from his seeing eye dog!"
