Erm... Are my eyes deceiving me or does your stats say; Joined in Oct'2004 and post count of 482? U didn't waste time hangin' around did u?
This site must be truly addictive (to u)
Here is a joke for ya;
A Demanding Woman
O.K here goes; A woman takes a ad out in a newspaper for a ideal guy.
She request 3 requirements;
1. Not to hit her,
2. Not to run away from her love and..
3. Be good in bed.
She gets many replies but turns them away thinking they don't meet her criteria.
One day, she hears the doorbell. There on the doorstep is a man with no legs or arms but just when she was gonna shut the door in his face the man pleads 'just give me a chance'.
O.K the woman thinks 'his got no arms so he can't hit me ', he has got no legs so he can't run away from my love', 'but hold on a minute what makes u good in bed'. 'Well' the man replies 'how exactly do u think I rang the doorbell'.
See Ya :D