Wanted: Databases of Famous Quotes

[swhall]

I've been looking for a source of famous quotes for a while now. If you have such a thing, here is the criteria I'm looking for;

1) Up to date within 1 year.
2) MySQL Dump preferred, CSV OK.
3) Categorical Structure, separate category table with multiple category link table.
4) Let me know your intent on keeping this database up to date or not (either way I just need to know if you'll be a long term partner for providing this type of content)

I'm specifically looking for these types of quotes;
- Motivational
- Inspiring
- Funny (comedy, bush-isms, etc)
- Presidential (U.S. presidents only)
- Love / Romance quotes
- Religious

Please PM me the price and availability along with answers to ALL of my questions.

Thank you,
Spencer