Redneck Book Title COntest

[RogueWriter]

I am having a contest at my forum, and am looking for entries. In addition to the mentioned free stuff, I will also chip in 200NP if the winner happens to be a namepro member. You can enter the contest at Buddha Bubba's Name That Book Contest

Post here once you enter over there, so I know you are a NP Bubba.

Thanks!

 

[bwhite82]

"She thinks my tractor's sexy"
"Keeping within the gene-pool: A redneck's perspective"
"The Complete Idiot's Guide to wife-beating"
"Wife-beating for Dummies"
"One tooth, two tooth, black tooth, no tooth"
"Spitoon: A retrospective look at chewing tobacco througout history"

 

[RogueWriter]

Great entries, soldierboy, lol....

 

[RogueWriter]

Any more takers? C'mon and have some fun: might be worth 200np to ya, if you win, plus a prize....

 

[Redneck]

"The Outhouse Revisited" - lol cause its a funny title lol
"Learn The Language Of The South" - They Learn something funny and cool
"101 Things to do with road kill" - they need to kno this
"Redneck...A History" - idk y
"Yunkton?" - you'd be curious to whats inside
"YEEEEEEHAAAAAWWW!" - same as the curious one.
"NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks" - every redneck loves nascar.
"reading for the stupid" - self explanitory

i dont kno im really tired and i just reliased the title of this topic has my name in it :lol:

i registered but it says im unregistered?

 

[briman1970]

Hea Dawg Hea
How to git your dawg to do what ya tell him to

Garbage
"The other building material"

Alabama Man
Life in the Georgia Zoo

My Sister, My Wife

Hey Yall, Watch This!
What not to do with firecrackers

1001 Uses For Signs, Beer Bottles and Traffic Cones

For a fat girl you sure got some tiny boobs.
(plus 100 other good pickup lines)

"Don't Buy Your Toothbrush At The Thrift Store"
The personal hygiene guide for the single redneck

Dumpster Diving for Dummies

Mobile Home & Garden

Careers In The Tractor Pull Industry

Oversized Belt-Buckles Monthly

25 Assorted Pickup Window Stickers
(including 5 peeing Calvins)

The Alabama Vacation Travel Guide

Collecting Beer & Cigarette Merchandise For Fun & Profit

1970-1985 Pickup Truck Repair Manual

OK... I'm spent. That's all I can come up with at 2:30 in the morning! Gotta get some sleepy time. Night all!

Brian
:zzz:

 

[DN Tycoon]

Six tips to a bigger belly

How to turn your front yard into a junk yard in 10 days

Toothpaste: Friend or Foe

My sister my wife

2005 ways to kill a black man (it's wrong I know but it fits)

Don't go blind learn to make moonshine

Overalls: Fad or Fashion?

Squirrel the other white meat

100 things to prevent you from becoming citified

Most popular truck names

Mccoy book of world records

How to seduce your sister

Farm animals need lovin too - Based on a true story

Hickonics language of the deep woods

Raise bloodhounds for fun and profit

Extreme Sports: Drinking and Driving

DUI: What's the big deal?

Keep 'em Barefoot and pregnant

How to take care of that tooth.

 

[Coastalguy]

A fun thread to read.

:lol:

ST

 

[RogueWriter]

Only a couple hours left...... you need to post over at Buddha Bubba's forum, so other contestants can see the entries.... if winner is from Namepros, they got $200 NP coming!

ezboard had a brain fart, though, so if you can't access the thread, I will end up delaying the contest end for a coupla days...

 

[primacomputer]

Bubba Potter and the Grand Wizards Stone
Bubba Potter and the Prisoner he shares his cell with
Bubba Potter and the Order of Fried Chicken
Bubba Potter and the Half Cousin Wife