Nouptime Hosting - Guranteed Server Downtime

[navjotjsingh]

NoUptime Hosting

Hosting your websites since 1969

Plan1
- 200Kb of Storage
- 10Mb of Bandwidth
- PHP 4, 5 and 6
- MySQL, SQL and Oracle
- Dedicated Dedication
- Host Up To 6.8 Sites
- Free Identity Theft
2$/month

Plan2
- Lots of Storage
- 10Kb of Bandwidth
- PHP 5, 6 and 7
- MySQL and ReiserFS
- 2 Glow Sticks
- Free Broken Toaster
- 24/8 Email Support
20$/month

Plan3
- 200Gb of Storage
- 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth
- Ruby on Railroads
- Dedicated Support Geek
- Dedicated Win 3.11
- Steve Ballmer
- Ruby on Boats
200$/month

I literally fell off the chair after going through the website. :lol:

 

[PolurNET]

Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 1267

 

[shockie]

this website kicks butt. creator is awesome.

 

[Skinny]

Haha great funny site.

Skinny

 

[True_Snake]

"Free Identity Theft"

:lol:

Thanks for the link :tu: !


True_Snake

 

[dnb8]

Uploading Files
Don't like uploading your files via FTP? No problem! Send us your files on a floppy and we'll upload it for you. It's one of the many ways we do our best to accommodate your needs. Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies.

:D

 

[franchise]

Nice site...they have some really great hosting plans. I'd highly recommend purchasing any of the plans. If you buy more than one plan you get a "free" desk calendar and pen set for only $29.95 plus $9.95 shipping and handling.

Good stuff.
A++++++

 

[gtsimp]

rofl!

 

[iNod]

That site is awesome

LAMP Server
Our LAMP is powered by 30 halogen bulbs for extra bright lightening that will definitely hurt your eyes.

LOL

24/8 Phone Support
Our phones are always on all 8 days of the week. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call.

LMAO!

Redundant Hosting
Our Redundant Department of Redundancy has a Redundant Server Failover System that will initiate a failover hosting in case of unexpected server uptime.

LMAORFL

Linux Powered
Our Linux Free BSD systems are at the forefront of modern technology. By merging several distributions of Linux into one, we were able to create an operating system so complicated we don't even know how to use it ourselves.

LMAO SO MANY TIMES I DIE..

LOL

- Steve

 

[Cratima]

Thank you navjotjsingh for this funny web site.

Incredible. :D