Human Meme Virus Scanner: Try It!

[dgridley]

How to use the scanner
Each page of the scanner contains a grid of simple gray images
Highlight the images you recognise by clicking on them
Once you've marked all the images you recognise, move on by pressing Next
After you complete the last page the system will automatically assess your exposure to currently known memetic viruses and suggest remedial actions

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/

My Results:

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Sci-fi (80%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

 

[weblord]

yikes, could be true

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

i always take penicillin btw

 

[lpstong]

Well this is some of mine:

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

 

[Sakura]

Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Awesome, i won't suffer much! haha

 

[.X.]

Hmmmmmm -LOL

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Southampton (85%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.