Hello Fellas,
A man goes to the doctor and is told that he hasn't long to live, because he has contracted an incurable disease called Yellow 44.
He's devastated, but decides that he might as well have his usual weekly trip to the bingo hall.
He's never won before, but this night he wins the area jackpot prize.
Amid thunderous applause, he walks on to the stage to recieve his cheque from the manager, who tells him how lucky he is.
"You think I'm lucky" he says, "I've got Yellow 44"!
"F**k me", replied the manager. "Youve won the raffle as well".
A man goes to the doctor and is told that he hasn't long to live, because he has contracted an incurable disease called Yellow 44.
He's devastated, but decides that he might as well have his usual weekly trip to the bingo hall.
He's never won before, but this night he wins the area jackpot prize.
Amid thunderous applause, he walks on to the stage to recieve his cheque from the manager, who tells him how lucky he is.
"You think I'm lucky" he says, "I've got Yellow 44"!
"F**k me", replied the manager. "Youve won the raffle as well".




