Any Newfoundlanders here???

[maxxwebb]

I've got a custom-built Newfie Joke site I just don't have
time for...

NewfieJoke.com
(Nice design!)

I never "released" it, and it has virtually no content...

BUT, I am selling it CHEAP - domain and design!

An excellent (FUN) little site for anyone, but anyone from
Newfoundland, Canada - in particular

Drop me a PM or ask questions here...

Thanks,

Michael Bennett

P.S. Domain is at GoDaddy - Expires 4/30/2005

 

[Mr. Websites]

Post this in the Marketplace. You are more likely to have a sale over there.

 

[maxxwebb]

Thanks - I wanted to see if there are any "newfies" around first

If not, I'll open it up to everyone...

Thanks again,
Mike

 

[Crusader]

They have the internet in Nova Scotia now!?!? :P

 

[maxxwebb]

Just got it

Not sure if its reached Newfoundland yet?
Does the net work on an island?

I may have to discount the site even more if they can't use it

Where are my Newfoundland friends???

Cheers!
Mike

 

[Crusader]

Well I'm from BC lol and they have DSL on the island. I guess they have to pipe it through underwater?

Good luck with the domain!

 

[Coastalguy]

Originally posted by Crusader
They have the internet in Nova Scotia now!?!? :P

Yeah...but we have to go on the lobster boats to surf!

:hehe:

Hello fellow bluenoser (Mike).

ST

 

[maxxwebb]

Hey Coastal...

Hope all is well!

Mike

 

[Professer]

What're you at by?

The domain leads to a GD parking page. Any way to take a look at the site design, Mike?

 

[maxxwebb]

Hey Tom,

Yeah... http://www.kalinawebdesigns.com/newfiejoke

Let me know if that link doesn't work!

Really keen on the domain and idea (submit your best Newfie
jokes etc...) but really DO NOT have the time!

My dad, and his and his and his and his are all from the ROCK,
so I was hoping to do it, however...

Anyway (mumble, mumble, mumble)

Mike

 

[Sharpy]

PM me with a price please.

Nflder wins the lottery and decides to take an around the world tour.Six
months later he arrives in India and is met by his accountant at the
airport. He advises the newf that he has exhausted all his money and is
now flat broke. The newf then is left all alone on the street.Some time
passes and the newf finds himself knocking on the door of a huge castle
one day. The owner, after listening to the newfs sad story, advises him
that he can return all his fortune plus much more if he could complete
three tasks within the castle. The newf, fearing nothing to lose,
accepts the challange.
The first thing he was to do was enter a room where four bottles of the
strongest liquor ever made were on a table. He was to drink the entire
lot within three hours. Next, he was to proceed immediately to the next
room where a ferocious lion was with a bad tooth and pull the tooth with
his fingers. Afterwards he was, without delay, make love to the
horniest woman in India until she said NO MORE.
The newf proceeded to the first room and in 2hrs 59mins emerged in a
drunken state. In a slurred voice he asked where the lion was. He
entered this room and after 20mins of screeching and scratching a
trickle of blood flowed out from under the door. The owner of the castle
became worried and began to feel bad that he had sacrificed the newf.
Suddenly the door to the room swung open and the newf staggered out
asking, "Hic,hic... where's that woman with the bad tooth!!!

 

[maxxwebb]

Sending PM.

That's exactly the kind of thing I wish I could do with NewfieJoke!

Funny

Mike

 

[Professer]

"Newfoundland is an island with han istory of hisolation."

Originally posted by maxweb
Hey Tom,

Yeah... http://www.kalinawebdesigns.com/newfiejoke

. . . My dad, and his and his and his and his are all from the ROCK,
so I was hoping to do it, however...

Anyway (mumble, mumble, mumble)

Mike

Family-in-law are townies from the Rock with lots of bad baymen and other jokes about Newfoundlanders, the continent, Americans, and world politics.

Thanks for the link. Great idea. Good luck with the sale.