Have you ever had a totally lousy day?
I read about a man who was sitting in a bar, looking at his drink.
He stayed like that for half-an-hour.
Then, a big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, grabbed the drink from him, and gulped it down in one swallow.
At that, the man burst into tears. The truck driver said, “Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a grown man crying.”
“No, it’s not that.” The guy said, “Today day is the worst of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outrageous and he fired me.
When I left the office, I discovered my car had been stolen, and the police said there was nothing they could do.
I took a cab home, and as he drove off I realized I left my wallet in the back seat of the taxi.
I thought it couldn’t get any worse, but when I walked into my house I found my wife in the arms of another man–and she told me to leave.
So I stopped by a chemical store, and then came here.
I’ve been sitting here thinking about taking my life…when you come in and drink all my poison!”
I read about a man who was sitting in a bar, looking at his drink.
He stayed like that for half-an-hour.
Then, a big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, grabbed the drink from him, and gulped it down in one swallow.
At that, the man burst into tears. The truck driver said, “Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a grown man crying.”
“No, it’s not that.” The guy said, “Today day is the worst of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outrageous and he fired me.
When I left the office, I discovered my car had been stolen, and the police said there was nothing they could do.
I took a cab home, and as he drove off I realized I left my wallet in the back seat of the taxi.
I thought it couldn’t get any worse, but when I walked into my house I found my wife in the arms of another man–and she told me to leave.
So I stopped by a chemical store, and then came here.
I’ve been sitting here thinking about taking my life…when you come in and drink all my poison!”
