Jokes thread: Misc. jokez!

[Jokez Guy]

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

 

[suthra]

lol

 

[redhippo]

hehehe

 

[True_Snake]

:lol: Mean little girl!


True_Snake

 

[Jokez Guy]

Hope you loving this joke, cause when i read it i kep laughin, and laughin!

 

[Jokez Guy]

A Boy and his Mother

This joke is very old.. but its a good joke

A boy and his mother were walking, while walking the boy finds a dollar on the ground his mom said " Son, dont pick it up, its BADLUCK" So the son doesnt pick it up.

They keep walking while the song finds a watch on the ground his mom said " Son, dont pick it up its BADLUCK" so the son doesnt pick it up.. and they keep walking

The Mother all of a sudden falls down and his mother is like " son pick me up" And the son is like " Mother i cant pick you up, because your on the ground and its badluck"

Arghh i had to write it down, because i heard it long time ago, i hope i didnt change the thing alot.. or its the same :D

 

[jroy]

lol, thats insulting

 

[Jokez Guy]

Another JOke

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?

George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?

 

[Lord]

lol nice one ! like the first and last one, didnt really like the 2nd one tho :P

 

[Jokez Guy]

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[Jokez Guy]

Football Player

A football player was retiring!

The Reporters ask " sir, why are you retiring when you only have played for 1 season"

The Football Player says " Becasue in my whole life i couldnt catch SH***, so im Retiring"

So he retires...................

He finds a new career...

The new career he finds is A Fire Fighter

days pass by and he was loving his job..............

One day comes... a fire was on a building.. everything was saved... except the building was still burning and a mother with her child on the very top floor! The Mother says " catch my baby, i want him a live i dont care if i die" The Fire Fighter (retired foot ball player) " Madam i cant catch", But the Mother of the baby not listening throws the baby! The FireFighter running anxiously all around scared saying " omg, omg, god help me omg" all frustrated.. All of a sudden the baby is landed right into the Fire Fighters Hand.. He was sooo excited he like OMG i caught it, " TOUCH DOWN!"

SOrry didnt have time to write down fully, if dont understand then il try to rewrite it.. not such a funny joke, but good for small laugh or so!