Kenny Sep 12, 2017 There is never a right time to do the wrong thing and there is never a wrong time to do the right thing.
There is never a right time to do the wrong thing and there is never a wrong time to do the right thing.
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: ... You did open the door
But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: ... You did open the door
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse.
These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse.
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships?
RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships?
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer!
SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer!
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea.
ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea.
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 INSOLENT: Your chimney is on fire. CAUTIOUS: Take care— A weight like that might make you top heavy.
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds So much that when they come and sing to you, You give them this to perch on?
KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds So much that when they come and sing to you, You give them this to perch on?
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 A cape? say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: what is that receptacle— A razor-case or a portfolio?
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 FRIENDLY: How do you drink with such a nose? You ought to have a cup made specially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'This a rock—a crag—a cape—
FRIENDLY: How do you drink with such a nose? You ought to have a cup made specially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'This a rock—a crag—a cape—
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 Mon dieu, why waste Your opportunity? For example, thus:— AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I’d have it amputated on the spot.
Mon dieu, why waste Your opportunity? For example, thus:— AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I’d have it amputated on the spot.
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 E.S. (turns away with a shrug) Well, of course— CY, Ah, no, young sir! You are too simple. Why, you might have said Oh, a great many things
E.S. (turns away with a shrug) Well, of course— CY, Ah, no, young sir! You are too simple. Why, you might have said Oh, a great many things
Kenny Jul 31, 2017 E.S. Ah… your nose… hem! Your nose is… rather large! CY (gravely) Rather. E.S. (simpering) Oh well—CY (coolly) Is that all?
E.S. Ah… your nose… hem! Your nose is… rather large! CY (gravely) Rather. E.S. (simpering) Oh well—CY (coolly) Is that all?
Electric-Shadow Jul 30, 2017 Dropping in to say hi to my bro and make fun of his nose. It's so big it would create a black hole if it collapsed.
Dropping in to say hi to my bro and make fun of his nose. It's so big it would create a black hole if it collapsed.
Kenny May 24, 2017 *locks basement door from the inside* nom nom nom nom nom.... Yum yum ... Jaffacakes all to myself. Peace, Cy
*locks basement door from the inside* nom nom nom nom nom.... Yum yum ... Jaffacakes all to myself. Peace, Cy
Chris Jan 13, 2017 Hey Kenny! Thanks, I hope you have a happy, healthy, and successful 2017 as well!!