Located in The Break Room, started by DU, Jun 27, 2012
And yet when people do the same thing the Government calls in the Karen's.
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Tesco's and they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra."
"What does your wife look like?" asks the young man.
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
A Flying Leopard...
Hungary 0-3 Portugal... great start for my team!
LOL... my home town boy Cristiano Ronaldo must have pissed off Coca-Cola at tonight's press conference after today's game against Hungary...
'Everyone is entitled to their drink preferences': Coca-Cola offer blunt response to Cristiano Ronaldo removing Euro 2020 sponsor's bottles from press conference and telling fans to 'drink water'
CLickbait for sure.
He removes the two bottles placed in front of him.
Okay, electricity prices going up.
That close to death...
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