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    Any single ladies ??? Vintage Boy is here !!!
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    I would laugh more if I didn't know they took a picture of some old guy at the library and photoshopped the text on his back. lol
     
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    A Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Irish funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Irishman walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.
    The Italian couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Irishman walking the dog and said:

    "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Irish funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?"
    "My wife's."
    ''What happened to her?"
    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
    “My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also."
    It was a very poignant and touching moment of Irish and Italian brotherhood. Silence passed between the two men.

    The Italian then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
    The Irishman replied, "Get in line.
     
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    Seems to be all pics of has beens....
    From the sarah idiot to the bieber nutjob....
     
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    I'm going to be honest here and say I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me lol
     
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    A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
    She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

    He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

    Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

    Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
    Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them
     
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