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Located in The Break Room, started by DU, Jun 27, 2012

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  1. RogueWriter

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    I was stuck in traffic for 15 minutes or so earlier today, and I was cursing my luck, figuring some traffic accident was up ahead and I was in the middle lane, unable to turn around.

    Then squad car after squad car came through, lights on, and I realized they were escorting a fallen officer. So many police cars! It changed my perspective dramatically, as I thought about how police officers suit up every day and go to work knowing this could happen to them.

    An unexpected, somber moment.
     
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    A truck loaded with Vick’s VapoRub overturned on the highway.
    Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
     
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    Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

    Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

    'What in bag?' asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

    The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, 'Good trade.'
     
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    Been too damn long since there was a Bieber post here....
    So thus this:
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    [​IMG]

    There was a time - a long time ago -
    when these guys were genuinely funny.
     
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    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the girl you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
    "Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
    "Four months vacation and five good leads..."
     
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    At some point in your life, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about. And I think we're at a point now where a lot of older women take better care of themselves, compared to the 1940s and '50s when women were programmed to figure it's all over after 30.
    - Clint Eastwood
     
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    Warning...........a K post.........
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    Hey big bully, stop invading my territory!!!
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    Dear people,

    I'm just returning back, what is rightfully yours. Our tortoises will appreciate it.

    Yours sincerely,

    The Sea


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    Live Police Chase when posted

     
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    Married for 70 years... till today!!!
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    If you remember where this came from....
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