Located in The Break Room started by DU, Jun 27, 2012.
looks like Ginger, how old is she?
Tina Louise.....85 years young.
A ton of people received text messages overnight that were originally sent on Valentine’s Day
For those who know of this meme that has been going around the nets....
Pretty sure the vehicle registered to Duncan MacLeod of the MacLeod clan...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years'?"
"I remember that too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
(note the name of the vehicle)
A saleswoman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking.
Because the trip had been long and quiet, she decides to stop the car and give the Navajo woman a lift.
During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances
surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag,” offered the
saleswoman, “it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my
The Navajo woman is silent for a while, nods several
times and says, ” Good trade.”
Going to be
Might have happened in California, Colorado or Canada...
His reaction after seeing the new species (below)
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