The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[iowadawg]

Or this one:

 

[iowadawg]

Just this last one:

 

[briguy]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[fatter]

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Whats the top left movie, Ive seen all the rest

 

[iowadawg]

Believe his first movie:
SPLASH

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."

 

[iowadawg]

Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo, North Dakota.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

So, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 -12 inches of snow today. You must park..." and then the electricity goes out in the middle of the sentence.

Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do..."

Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

 

[johname]

I never have seen any of those tom hank movies lol

Tom hanks was super thin and youg in splash so not sure if it is that movie

 

[iowadawg]

 

[JB Lions]

I never have seen any of those tom hank movies lol

Tom hanks was super thin and youg in splash so not sure if it is that movie

None of those? I know you probably still haven't seen the great Conan the Barbarian. You have see Tom Hank's Bachelor Party right?

 

[iowadawg]

Okay, Joe versus the volcano?

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[briguy]

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Whats the top left movie, Ive seen all the rest

Believe his first movie:
SPLASH

I never have seen any of those tom hank movies lol

Tom hanks was super thin and youg in splash so not sure if it is that movie

Okay, Joe versus the volcano?

Blonde is Meg Ryan had a thing for her

@iowadawg last guess was right..Joe Versus The Volcano

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

BOOOO-BEEES

 

[johname]

None of those? I know you probably still haven't seen the great Conan the Barbarian. You have see Tom Hank's Bachelor Party right?

I saw the man with one red shoe and the house one with shelly long.

Not a Hanks guy Probably bossom buddies caused the beginning of it, him being over pushed on us finished it lol

I saw all the 80s Arnold films. But passed on Conan

Raiders saving another crappy year for now

Go Colts

 

[briguy]

As of this posting... 45 more to go and @GILSAN will have 19,000 posts!!!

 

[GILSAN]

Showing Madeira Island to some Canadian friends from Mississauga, that I hadn't seen in 28 years. Stopped for lunch in this lovely place called Seixal...