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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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uh-oh, Cavs down 2-1 to the Pacers in Round 1. Bron going to Lakers next?

JR Smith with the last shot

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Winnipeg Jets win their first playoff series
 
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Scoreless 40 mins Time to drop a snow bomb on the Bumble Bees
 
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Hello, Spring.
It's about time.
Nice of you to show,
But what havoc will you bring?

Goodbye, Winter.
Ye damned, ugly beast.
Tossed aside,
Like pulled wooden splinter.
 
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Landing party priorities...
Perhaps they'd like to provide some

~ Bar Stool (Samples) ~

An amoeba walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Pay the tab before you split."

A fish walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Shouldn't you be in school?"

Two fonts walk into a bar.
"Get out!" shouts the bartender.
"We don't serve your type here."

A measle virus walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Shots for everybody!"

The past, present and future walk into a bar. (It was tense.)
 
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Perhaps they'd like to provide some

~ Bar Stool (Samples) ~

An amoeba walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Pay the tab before you split."

A fish walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Shouldn't you be in school?"

Two fonts walk into a bar.
"Get out!" shouts the bartender.
"We don't serve your type here."

A measle virus walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Shots for everybody!"

The past, present and future walk into a bar. (It was tense.)
All classic "puns"...here my adaptation of a old one also..
 

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. . .Depending on fix, either up via my groin area, or cut me open... AAA is next to my stomach.

I seemed to have a relapse or something, almost passed out from pain this morning. So that sucks. Think I overdid the stretching or something who knows.

Neither of these sound fun, sending help your way . . .

(more pics in link)
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Doo Wop....the good old days....
 
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The object of next monday ct scan?
My aortic aneurysm is now at 6 centimeters wide, the dangerous size.
But because of the location, etc...surgeon can not do simply fix.
So scan will show what is what and where and will be sent to a company that will come up with exactly what is needed to fix the problem...
Depending on fix, either up via my groin area, or cut me open...
AAA is next to my stomach.
Sounds scary and very, very unpleasant!
Take care of yourself and be careful not to disturb that thing until they figure out what to do about it!
 
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Man, I am getting old and haven’t kept up for years in NHRA. John Forces daughters now racing too.

 
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hmmm, so tell me, do they really have guts?

Peace,
Cy
 
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Our friend @weblord is alive and well and posting again.
Hello Mr. Nabaza :) Good to see you, old friend.

Peace,
Cy
 
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Sorry for 3 in a row, but it's late.
I went looking for the Monty Python sketch "Drag Racing Today" (100NP$ to anyone that can post it.) but the closest I could get was:
or

"That's a lot of duct tape"

Peace,
Cy
 
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@Kenny, thank you for welcoming. Been busy with so many things before and I'm still in CHRISTmas mood because of my avatar.
Our friend @weblord is alive and well and posting again.
Hello Mr. Nabaza :) Good to see you, old friend.

Peace,
Cy
 
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Gracefully did she do a big SPLAT@!
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